Quick Masturbation for women

If you really need to get off quickly but it just doesn’t seem t be happening, tense your thigh muscles as hard as you can, until it almost hurts, then push through and keep tensing while you rub your clit it works best when you are on your back, lifting both spread legs in the air at a 45 degree angle to the mattress/whatever and holding them there like some sort of front-up leg lift. It pushes you right at the edge and bam bam done.

Quick masturbation for men

If you’re a guy and you want to get off quickly, stand up and cross your legs. The added pressure in your balls really helps to quicken the orgasm.

Clean up tip

After jerking wash away semen with cool or lukewarm water, too hot or too cold will break down the proteins and make it very sticky and very difficult to move.

Stop that drip after you leak piss

When you’re done peeing at a urinal, press down on the penis at the place where the shaft comes out of the pelvis this will cause all of the excess urine to leave your urethra, stopping the drip effect in your underwear.

Get boner before shaving

Get a boner before shaving, it will tighten up the loose skin making it easier to shave and minimize the risk of cutting yourself

Shaving pubic area

When shaving your private areas (male or female), wet the area and the razor, ignore soap/shaving cream/gel and go straight for the hair conditioner. Shave as normal. Skin will be baby smooth with no ingrown hairs or bumps.

Masturbatiion= No headache

Masturbating = blood to your penis = blood to penis = blood not on your head = no headache

This is how you get rid of your boner

To get rid of awkward public boners flex a major muscle group for as long as you can (like your thighs or your abs) and it will draw the blood away from the boner

One browser for porn

If you’re worried about people who borrow your computer finding porn in your internet history, have two internet browsers, only use one for porn, and hide the porn browser. I just downloaded Firefox and took Safari off my desktop (although, now Safari turns me on a little… fucking classical conditioning, man).

 

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Rahul P

Hi, I am Rahul, I write about a lot of things, Sex and Love being my favorite subject. Have been writing content for IMBesharam.com for almost a year now.

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